Fifty shades of grey? I don’t think so. Lets go rainbow.
The blokes at work ask MM when he was taking his missus to see Fifty Shades of Grey. MM comes home and tells me the guys at work told him he had to take me to see Fifty Shades of Grey.
I wasn’t that interested in seeing the movie but hatch an evil plan to give MM what he
asked was hoping for. I did a little online shopping (if you know what I mean) and waited eagerly for the package to arrive. I spent up big and had quite a few “objects” wrapped up and placed on the bed when he got home.
I wish I had a video recording of MM opening the gifts. His eyes were huge. Like a kid in a lolly shop, you could not wipe the grin off his face. The final gift was hidden under his pillow. La pièce de résistance. The box says; Fetish Fantasy Series – Fantasy Door Swing. Set includes adjustable door swing, 2 acrylic tubes (for attachment to the door) and comes with a free love mask.
MM could hardly contain himself. “Oh yeah, I’ve always wanted to try one of these. Shall I put it up now?” “Sure” I said. “Really” he said. “You’re going to get in it now?” By this time I think I was damn near drooling. “What?” I said stone faced. “Babe, this is for you to hop in.”